Satire/Rosie Sorenson

Proud Boys

(to the tune of “Proud Mary”)
See the YouTube video at https://youtu.be/OS6_6XFGnT8

Left a good brain in the country
Working for the Trump master night and day
Proud Boys keep on fightin’ and a’churnin’
Yelling bout how things used to be their way

Proud Boys keep on yearning
Proud Boys keep on burning,
Trolling, trolling, gonna shoot the lib’rals

Marching around in their camo,
Looking like fools trying to hold some sway
Looking for some trouble
Cause they fear they’re stupid
Cause they lost their manhood along the way,
Proud Boys keep on yearnin’
Proud Boys keep on burnin’
Trolling, trolling, gonna shoot the lib’rals

Musical bridge

Trolling, Trolling, gonna shoot the lib’rals.

And in the end they have nothing
Nothing they can show for all that pain
Nothing to be proud of
Only to be loud of
Wanting everything to remain the same

Proud Boys keep on yearnin’
Proud Boys keep on burnin’
Trolling, trolling, gonna shoot the lib’rals

Trolling trolling, gonna shoot the lib’rals
Trolling, trolling, gonna shoot the lib’rals.
Trolling, trolling, gonna shoot the lib’rals.

Rosie Sorenson is a humor writer in the San Francisco Bay Area. You can contact her at: RosieSorenson29@yahoo.com.

From The Progressive Populist, December 1, 2020

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