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Trump’s Luck

I enjoy memes of a mopey and scared Donald Trump in orange prison fatigues, cradling a few belongings on his way to a cell, as much as the next American who has lived through his presidency. But I …

Cage Match, Libertarian Style

It was bound to happen. Hysterical masculinity, sad to say, is no longer the sole province of males. Upon hearing that billionaires Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk challenged each other to a cage …

Biden Finally Restoring Species Protections

After 30 months in office, President Biden is moving to restore protections for plants and animals under the Endangered Species Act (ESA). Among Trump’s many wrongs were his anti-scientific and …

When the Chainsaw Breaks

Early morning on Father’s Day, a storm hit Oklahoma with 100 mph winds, rain, wind, hail, and for all I know locusts and frogs. More than 200,000 Oklahomans, mostly in Tulsa (my hometown), were …

Putin’s Fire Sale

With the blessing of the CIA, the NSA, the FTC and SEC, private equity firms Carlyle, Apollo and KKR have formed a consortium—a consortium of collusion, if you will—to purchase the distressed …

Plastic Recycling Is A Gigantic Fraud

Let’s face the facts: plastic recycling is a fraud and always has been. nnAmericans are the world’s worst plastic producers with about an annual 486 pounds per person, according to a May 1, 2023 …

In 1994-95, Major League Baseball endured a long work stoppage that resulted in both the cancellation of the 1994 World Series and the first two weeks of the 1995 campaign. Fans were outraged, …

The Blob That Ate DeSatan

Ron DeSatan was convinced in the initial stages that the so-called Blob attacking Florida’s coastline was a Disney special effects creation, which he ignored. When his staff informed him that …

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