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Draft Dodger Donald

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There once was a draft dodger named Donald Trump the codger whose demented ramblings bore.  Trump speaks and people snore. 

Trump’s lies are despised just like he is. Dishonesty doesn’t even cover it. America told Trump to just shut it, but that loud mouth never closes.

Blaming the victim is his old game. Deranged Donald is totally insane. Call for the 25th Amendment now.

Get Vance off the couch somehow! Before Trump pushes the red button, causing Armageddon all of a sudden.

JAKE PICKERING, Arcata, Calif.