Put Trump the Bleep in Jail

By FRANK LINGO

(Sing to the tune of “The Farmer in the Dell”)

Put Trump the bleep in jail –
With a billion-dollar bail –
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

There’s grift and graft and insurrection –
A raft of crimes that need detectin’ –
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

There’s treason for Russian collusion –
And causing deadly COVID confusion -
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

Tax fraud and bank fraud galore –
Rape, molesting and more –
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

He solicited election fraud –
Took top secrets against the law –
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

He stole from a children’s charity –
How’s that for barbarity?
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

He planned attacks by oaf keepers –
Causing deaths of several people –
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

He conjured fake elector bills –
To stop the count of voters’ will.
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

He extorted Ukraine’s president –
Dig up dirt or arms not sent –
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

His Russian pal should be Putin jail.
Let Vlad and Donald share a cell.
Hi-ho the derriere –
They’ll meet again in Hell.

He’ll wreck it all unless he wins –
He’ll lie and cheat to save his skin –
Hi-ho the derriere –
Put Trump the bleep in jail.

He’s the world’s worst spoiled brat –
There’s just one place he should be at –
Hi-ho the derriere –
This list is long enough, and how!
Put Trump the bleep in jail RIGHT NOW!

Frank Lingo, based in Lawrence, Kansas, is a former columnist for the Kansas City Star and author of the novel “Earth Vote.” Email: lingofrank@gmail.com. See his website: Greenbeat.world

From The Progressive Populist, November 1, 2022

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