Your Independent Journal from the Heartland
(Sing to the tune of “The Farmer in the Dell”)
Put Trump the bleep in jail – With a billion-dollar bail – Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
There’s grift and graft and insurrection – A raft of crimes that need detectin’ – Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
There’s treason for Russian collusion – And causing deadly COVID confusion - Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
Tax fraud and bank fraud galore – Rape, molesting and more – Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
He solicited election fraud – Took top secrets against the law – Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
He stole from a children’s charity – How’s that for barbarity? Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
He planned attacks by oaf keepers – Causing deaths of several people – Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
He conjured fake elector bills – To stop the count of voters’ will. Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
He extorted Ukraine’s president – Dig up dirt or arms not sent – Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
His Russian pal should be Putin jail. Let Vlad and Donald share a cell. Hi-ho the derriere – They’ll meet again in Hell.
He’ll wreck it all unless he wins – He’ll lie and cheat to save his skin – Hi-ho the derriere – Put Trump the bleep in jail.
He’s the world’s worst spoiled brat – There’s just one place he should be at – Hi-ho the derriere – This list is long enough, and how! Put Trump the bleep in jail RIGHT NOW!
Frank Lingo, based in Lawrence, Kansas, is a former columnist for the Kansas City Star and author of the novel “Earth Vote.” Email: lingofrank@gmail.com. See his website: Greenbeat.world
